Do you need help? The window only opened 8 inches and so it was very flattering that he thought I was in any way thin enough to slip through it. And that is a wonderful thing. THAT is an awesome story! And I admire your bravery re: His name is Frank. Like Liked by 6 people. Detective Duos, Plagued by Aliens. Like Like. I have a feeling people would be willing to show up for tours.
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Not as terrible as having your head fall out the window, but still pretty bad. A few weeks ago I tripped over and dead squirrel, but it was only Facebook related — no vaginas involved. But here you are and my email did tell me. Anyway happy for the good news and why does all this stuff happen to you?
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Seriously, an Iowan is glad to hear you had a good time. Be well.
Reading this just made me very happy — because I am at work and it sucks to be here. I spend many, many days clinging to the couch and breathing, so I rejoice with you that you are recovering and able to do more than that. Chambord slushies all around! Please, please, please let there be a plethora of elderly ladies who say cunt with relish and abandon.
It gives me so much hope. I also just learned not to eat cauliflower chowder while reading your blog. It really hurts coming out the nose. Can you passed go with me on every vacation I take? I suck at traveling but I totally think I could and it if you came along. Because I just spit-sprayed soda all over myself.
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Yet mine, that is the longest by far, is the one that is completely ignored. Glad you had a good trip to Iowa. I think I need more info on that. I happen to love run-on sentences. A bit Kerouacian. That was one looooooooong series.
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I have several people I want to shock. Ballsacks, cunts, vaginas, what an awesome trip!!! Your travel neck pillow is hilarious. You could hang the penis around your neck. Like every time I have to go to the doctor or my counselor and I end up squeezing my hands numb, I could instead squeeze the soft, bean-filled dong. Your posts light up my days!!
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