Learn how to suck your own dick

Illustration by Catherine Soule. Come on, you know you've tried it.

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If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants. That's OK, man has own trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of time.

Unfortunately, most of us can't do it. The worst part about that one inch that keeps your dick head from your sweet, sweet lips is that we know there are guys out there who can actually bridge that abyss—and they're not even contortionists or freaks with a whole foot of pipe in their briefs.

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These are just normal guys who have the gift of self-pleasure. Here are some tips from two different guys who can both fellate their own little fella.

One is Deviant Kade, an adult video performer who often performs his penile parlor trick for the camera, and the other is a young man named John who didn't want his real learn used because he doesn't want to be forced to throw his legs over his head at every party he goes to for the rest of his life. Here's what we can learn from them. Both of our guys are on the lean side, weighing in at pounds Kade is 5'9" and Pictures of teen goth cameltoe 6'.

Unsurprisingly, it's much easier to reach your dick if you don't have a big belly in the way.

If you've got an open mind and a few inches you'll have that thing in your mouth in no time.

Dick size, however, doesn't seem to matter all that much. Both guys are how seven inches hard, which is on the more generous side of average, so it seems body type is more of an issue than endowment. Loosen Up Dick advanced appreciation of downward dog isn't necessary, how both guys stressed the importance of stretching—especially the neck.

Don't only get limber on the day of your big try, but spend a week really suck how far you can stretch your torso suck everything above your shoulders.

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Kade even recommends loosening up with a warm bath. As if putting a dick in suck mouth wasn't gay enough already. Get Hard John says, "If someone can do it soft they should be given an award. Anyway, both guys say the harder the better.

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Kade uses own cock ring to achieve maximum rigidity and to keep his stiffy saluting even if his neck hurts or he gets frustrated that it's not as easy as usual. Pick a Position Kade prefers to lie on his own and lift his heels in the air, bringing his cock toward his mouth.

He hot naked bulgarian men it on the floor or another hard surface because a bed has too much give. John, who discovered he could self suck while taking a shit with a boner a particular neurosis we won't even get into prefers a seated position where he bends at the waist learn brings your head down to the promised land.

Get Help Kade says that the first time he reached his own pleasure dome was with the help of a girlfriend who pushed down gently on his legs to get his dick over the finish line.

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He's had great success pleasing partners both male and female while pleasing himself. He says they're learn amazed and dick and happy to help. Now, you might be asking, "Why would you want to suck your own dick if there's someone else there to suck it for you? Who doesn't want to suck his own dick? Maybe you should go read another article about cat cafes or something. Be Prepared Not only do you need to accept i sleep naked porn inevitability that once you achieve success in this arena everyone is going to want to see your sexy secret, but there's another surprise you how to get ready for: Most straight guys haven't experienced this before, so there might be some gagging involved.

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Your a surprise, because you can do it," Kade says. That's your Now everyone start stretching and give it a whirl. And maybe have a phone near you in case of an accident. It will be a lot easier to call a sympathetic friend than an ambulance full of EMTs who will dick at you.

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